If you’re a mom (or mom-to-be) who wants to raise decent human beings, maintain your pre-baby identity and not lose your sh*t along the way, congrats: you’ve just found the parenting book of your dreams. It’s the instruction manual you wish your kid(s) came with―complete with cocktail list.
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